Whod you bang
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Shame is for Republicans.
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