thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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