Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You need a sexual gate keeper
i've created a new STD.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Randomize
