that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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