Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Someone came in the potted fern
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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