can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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