FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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