ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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