Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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