she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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