Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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