Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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How external is "for external use only"?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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