kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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