I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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