Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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