he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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