I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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