making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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