He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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