And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind