real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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