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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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