do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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