yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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