I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
