Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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