Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
And then he peed in my hair
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