Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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