she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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