yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
So. Much. Porn.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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