Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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