Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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