This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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