He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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