Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
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handjob tips. give me some.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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