Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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