I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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