I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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