I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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