Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
we're making bets on your personal life
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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