Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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