is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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