I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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