I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
