A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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