My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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