I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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