Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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