Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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