i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
So squirting runs in the family.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Randomize