So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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