i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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