i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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