I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
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I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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