Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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