I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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